In Canada we have this cruel annual tradition where Cadbury Creme Eggs are sold from Jan 1st until Easter, then poof, they’re gone. I would like a year-round variant that combines the eggs with the Caramilk bar. If this became a thing, all of the turmoil that plagues our great country would be completely eradicated. No pressure, Cadbury.
Here is a bonus Twix S’mores idea. Hershey makes several S’mores bars, I would just like them in the Twix format. I think the graham crackers would preserve the “cookie-ness” that Twix are known for. The layer of caramel would set this apart from Hershey’s offerings, in my opinion.
Thought I’d offer a new spin on those classic McDonald’s Halloween pails: safety lights for Trick-or-Treaters. These tiny lights could be clipped to shoes, lanyards, wrist bands, or anywhere really.
Continue reading ➞ McDonald’s Halloween Safety Lights
You can grab a high-res poster here.
I haven’t done a new poster in a long time, so I thought I’d tackle the Steak House print seen in Ron Swanson’s office. I’m not the first to make this poster, but I wanted to create a larger and more show-accurate version.
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This one started as a case design for the upcoming Super Smash Bros. for the Wii U, but I felt that drink coasters would be more appropriate. The coasters are based on the “chips” used in the player select screen, and they are stored in a very familiar crate. This set makes for a fun and colorful design that would look at home in your living room or rec room.
Continue reading ➞ Smash Bros. Drink Coasters
If you’re Canadian and really old, you probably want one of these. All you would need is a red “construction worker” lunch box, then decorate it (via paint or stickers) with a bunch of pretty flowers.
Here is a simple novelty idea: a coffee mug that looks like a miniature coffee pot. Inspired by those many times where I’m tempted to drink directly from the pot (co-workers be damned) during those moments of weakness. But mostly I just like the idea of carrying around a small coffee pot to flaunt my caffeine addiction.
I’ve looked high and low for something like this. If I missed it please leave a note in the comments, because I really wouldn’t mind owning a few.
June 12th 2019 UPDATE: Looks like one was released on Amazon, sometime in 2018?
You can purchase a high-res poster of this image here. UPDATE: you can also buy from Zazzle here, if you want to a custom size.
This is a poster inspired by the one Ron Swanson hangs in his office, which depicts his one true love: breakfast.
It is fairly accurate, right down to the skewered checker pattern (including that small row at the top).
If you like Parks and Recreation I have the Pyramid of Greatness wallpaper here, and some Mouse Rat stuff here.